Mrs. Claus: Such wonderful news this week! Oh, what a fine season...

Dr. Singh: Not so fast, Mrs. Claus. There's some bad news, as well: this week, one of the most dangerous scourges ever to hit gaia gold is reaching its final stage of evolution. Gro-Gain, this discontinued hair-growth tonic that turned my former sidekick Timmy into a cognac-swilling smooth jazz scoundrel, has now completed its terrible journey. My deep concern goes out to all those unfortunate souls who fell under its evil, hairy power! Goodness knows what dangers still lurk within its terrible bottle...

Mrs. Claus: Timmy! I've heard of that child... he tried to eat Santa!

Dr. Singh: Tried to eat Santa? Good heavens. There's no telling how low he'll sink, now that he's under the sway of that awful substance. I suppose that's enough negative thinking for now, though. After all, it's almost X-mas!

Mrs. Claus: Yes! And with any luck, Santa will be back to his old self very soon. Keep on making those toys, gaia gold! We need all the cheer we can get!

Dr. Singh: That concludes our report for the week, ladies and gentlemen. Please remember to vote in our weekly poll and let us know which items you like best. Thanks!

Please note: unfortunately, the evolution of the Fallen Wish has been delayed until next week. As you may know, most evolving items are created and maintained by a specific artist; the creator of the Fallen Wish is out of the country this week on personal matters. She'll be back soon. Thanks very much for your patience and understanding-- we know the item will be worth the wait!